How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

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How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool