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What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.