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What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!