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What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

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What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What flavor shake did Marty Mcfly get in the diner during the first Back to the Future movie?

Parkinson's.