What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

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What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

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What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky