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What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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What flavor shake did Marty Mcfly get in the diner during the first Back to the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.