What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

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Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

What's the difference......between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence