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What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.