What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

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What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!