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What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

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What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal