What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander

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Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

New Zealander Jokes More New Zealander Jokes

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander