What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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A New Zealander

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.