Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Where is 5?

Student: Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away