Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.