Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.

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What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.