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Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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A herring aid!

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What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

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Anything to ease the pain.

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Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

What mental illness does Hank Hill have?

Propanic Depression