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Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

You can almost hear them.

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What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What mental illness does Hank Hill have?

Propanic Depression

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.