Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.