What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

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What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.