What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

What do you call a bagel shortage?

The Holocaust.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.