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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

Snowballs.

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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How do you call Kanye West's pizza?

Cheezy Jeezy.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.