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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.