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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

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How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

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How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.