Faithbook
Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.
Thibbit
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.