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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

Bad Luck Jokes More Bad Luck Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

7 Year Jokes More 7 Year Jokes

How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

Lifetime Jokes More Lifetime Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.