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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Bad Luck Jokes More Bad Luck Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

7 Year Jokes More 7 Year Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

Lifetime Jokes More Lifetime Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.