What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.