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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

Bad Luck Jokes More Bad Luck Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

7 Year Jokes More 7 Year Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

Lifetime Jokes More Lifetime Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.