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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

Doggie Bag Jokes More Doggie Bag Jokes

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.