Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Doggie Bag Jokes More Doggie Bag Jokes

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.