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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.