What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy