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What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little Asian kids

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.