What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What's Bernie Sanders's favorite insurance company?

Progressive