What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.