Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Tape velcro to the ceiling.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE