How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Tape velcro to the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What is black and stuck to the ceiling?

A crappy electrician

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!