Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

What do tall people and black people have in common?

They have no one to look up to.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

Michael Phelps Jokes More Michael Phelps Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Williams Jokes More Williams Jokes

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

What should be Serena William's nickname?

Tennis-ee Williams