One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Because there is nothing to steal there
Their Chromies
1 or 2? 1... or 2?
They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.
We'll get on it next week
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
He had a black eye.
They both tend to shoot up schools.
You only need one nail to hold up a picture.
My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.
The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy
Click Turpin
Cops
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.