Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra