What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

Shoot one.

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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How do you reload a cardboard gun?

With paper clips.

How did Henry V reload his rifle?

Once more into the breech, dear friends