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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

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Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

Bra Jokes More Bra Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

Granny Jokes More Granny Jokes

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra