March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

Previous Random Joke Next
Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

Bra Jokes More Bra Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

Granny Jokes More Granny Jokes

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra