Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.