What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

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What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.