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What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra