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What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise