What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

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What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.