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What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.