What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

How's school, Hannah?

Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.