What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.

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What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.