Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.
One prick and its gone.
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
Amazon Prime.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Repost