A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
Because they rappel men and women.
Public storage.
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
Both can't take down anything.
Cat you understand!
They never understood the concept of piggy banks.
Because it was irony.
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
Politics.
