A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
Half a measure.
A tire.
The SWAT team
Because there's always Whos there!
Hey! Ewe!
Folding money.
30 of them are triggered every second
A gun has one trigger.
A mumble-bee.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
It's in the name...
Miso sorry...
Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
Politics.