What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.