What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

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What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

What do you call an Islamic mosquito?

A 'mosque-ito'.