What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

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Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?

Collie-wood!

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!