What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A f*ing ugly orang-utan

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

What is the difference between a black person and a bench?

One can support a family of four.