What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

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What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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How do you spell that?

T-h-a-t

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

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Who's there! C's! C's who?

C's the day!

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.