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What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told him twice.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift