What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.