His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
I never had a dad to tell me any.
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
My mom asked Gravity, I replied.
A plaid tie.
Because they are Thai fighters.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
Tiger Woods had a better driver!
A stri-ped!
After a week he was spotless!