How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!