His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
You're adopted.
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
A plaid tie.
The Thai fighter
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.
Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.
After a week he was spotless!
A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.