Thai Jokes

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What did the businessman wear to the Thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

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To keep the swelling down.

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