Thai Jokes

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What did the businessman wear to the Thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Rebel Alliance Jokes More Rebel Alliance Jokes

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Chinese Guy Jokes More Chinese Guy Jokes

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Thai Fighter Jokes More Thai Fighter Jokes

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter