Thai Jokes

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What did the businessman wear to the Thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

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What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What did the Chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11