Thai Jokes

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What did the businessman wear to the Thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself...

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Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.