Thai Jokes

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What did the businessman wear to the Thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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Moostard

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

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What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

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Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton

How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion?

A bow T.I.E.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Businessman Jokes More Businessman Jokes

What did the businessman wear to the Thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

What did the businessman say to the other businessman?

We're both businessmen.