Thai Jokes

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What did the businessman wear to the Thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What do you call two Canadians buying coffee?

Double double doubles

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

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Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.