Thai Jokes

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics?

Because it's always a THAI game.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

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How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

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Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?

A. Limp biskit

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

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Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

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What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.