What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.