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What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned.