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What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

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What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.