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What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..