What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

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What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..