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What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.