What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery?

Because you didn't know they had it.

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.