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What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

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What does a cat say when he likes something?

It's purrrfect.

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

Where's Spiderman's home page?

On the world wide web.

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Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)