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What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

How do you know a blonde likes you?

She screws you two nights in a row.

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What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)